Sign the Petition

By signing this petition, you solemnly swear that you cannot stand mint toothpaste.

Maybe it sets your mouth on fire. Maybe it makes you gag. Maybe you’ve held a quiet, lifelong grudge against it. Whatever your reason, you are among friends here.

If 1,000 mint-haters sign this petition, I promise to embark on a heroic quest to create a toothpaste that cleans teeth, tastes great and finally, does not have mint — and by signing you get a chance to vote on the flavor of the toothpaste.